Listen, Baby who can do all that CG stuff, your dumb parents are never going to notice you. I think you must be extremely gifted and smart so maybe you will luck out and enter Yale at the age of 4 and can move into a dorm.
Listen, Jerry, Man up already! Quit stalking Jessica. You must call her 8 or 9 times a day by my count. Thank goodness for fast forward.
Listen, Alec Baldwin, you are no barbarian. They are much classier than you. Go back to 30 Rock.
Listen, parents of the kid who can't find the Totino's. The kid is dumb. Not only could he not see the darn box, he left his cell phone in the freezer. Don't save up for a college fund for that one.
Listen, moms who leave your babies with the dads to see if the diaper leaks, way to go!!!