Friday, January 7, 2011
Watch the Birdie
What? Kirk Cameron is not a scientist? He's a former teenage television star? Oh my gosh, and I thought all hope was lost. I mean if he couldn't explain it, who could? After all, didn't he make those Left Behind movies? Surely, that seals his expertise on birds.
Me! I can explain it. It is an unusual natural occurrence that happens once in a blue moon. Is it foretelling? Heck if I know. Is it the Apocalypse...probably not. Will it be the start of a ppandemic? I sure hope not. Is it a little sad and a little scary. You betcha! That's not much of an explanation either.
If Kirk can't explain it and I can't do it either, who is left?
We obviously don't trust real scientists. If they knew they probably wouldn't tell us. The government can't help either. We already know they never tell the whole truth.
Let's ask Alan Thicke!