Thursday, January 16, 2014

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

I don't really like changes.  Some things should not be tampered with.  Like babies.  Did you see that awful stunt some advertisers pulled in NY?  They made a baby be like a devil and scared the pants off people.
Maybe some people find that hysterical.  I find it obnoxious and unacceptable.  Babies are precious.  We should treat them that way.
Some changes I can accept though.  I always loved that Shaun White.  His crazy curls just seemed to fit his snowboarding persona.  Well, I just saw him recently and I didn't even recognize him.
Here's what I thought Shaun looked like:
Here's what he looks like now.
Say, what?  He doesn't even look like the same guy.  I guess he has done the inevitable...he grew up.  I was just surprised and didn't know who he was at first.
 
Matt Lauer is trying to make a change.  I think he is trying to look like a bad ass. To me, he just looks like a creeper even in a fancy tuxedo. 
Shave, Matt. Do us all a favor.
Also, don't change my favorite soda or candy or dinner out.   Just sayin'.
 
 

Monday, January 13, 2014

Golden Globes 2014

Well,the Golden Globes always look like my kind of party.  Everybody's drinking and then they have to go up on a stage and talk.  I had to do that.  It is a very fine line and easy to cross.  You may have noticed some people crossed it big time.
Jaqueline Bisset, you are too old to not be able to assess your drinking capacity.
Sean Combs, no kissing Bono on the mouth or even trying.  Just ask him, he'll tell you.

Matt Lauer, you look like a creeper so lose that beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I already didn't like you because you were mean to Ann Curry but with the beard, I just can't stand you.
Matt Damon, it didn't matter that you forgot  your glasses.  You are just charming.  Matt Lauer, he should be your role model.  He was nice and shaved.

And the dresses!  I've not done this for a long time but here are my loves and hates.
Emma Watson looked young and stunning in orange. Totally age appropriate.

Helen Mirren wore pale green and she looked amazing as she usually does and totally age appropriate!
And my favorite girl, Taylor Swift looked just gorgeous.
Now a lot of people thought Julia Roberts hit a homerun.  I thought she looked like she wore her shirt she hangs out in at home with an evening gown on top of it.  I thought it looked stupid.
Then my favorite dress to hate.  First let me say I hated Sandra Bullock's dress.  I thought it looked like a cartoon dress but this one really did it for me.  Paula Patton you should be ashamed!
I mean what is up with that huge ruffle thing?  She looks like paper towels unwinding from the roll.  I don't know this girl but she needs a new stylist.
 
 

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Weather Report Continued

Well, it is really nice and warm today.  It is nine degrees right now.  I am in my bathing suit.   Not really, just kidding you.
When it is so cold you just don't function like you usually do.  I never peek outside my door.  The drapes are shut and the blinds are down to keep in the heat and all the lights inside are blazing.
Because I didn't look or go outside yesterday, I almost missed a delivery.  Luckily, the store in question emailed me this morning that it was delivered so I pulled it inside, in my bathing suit.  Haha, just kidding again.
In my family, I am famous for my wonderful pizza.
Homemade dough and everything.  Well, on Monday, I thought I'd surprise DH and make one for dinner.  It was a dismal failure.  It was a sticky unrisen mess.  I don't know why.  I didn't give up though.  I emailed him to buy a new bag of flour on the way home and I'd try again on Tuesday.  Monday, we ate soup.
Well, on Tuesday it was the coldest day ever so I decided to rise the dough in the oven and I turned it to the lowest temp I could.  Problem was, I forgot to turn off the oven and I ended up with a cooked on the outside, sticky mess in the middle thing.  I threw it out, threw in the towel and DH brought home a pizza.
We're having chili tonight!

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Weather Report

It's a balmy minus one degree Fahrenheit here in my town and believe it or not we're the warmest town around.  I am in full regalia because the house is warm but not as warm as I am used to.  I have on long underwear, sweatpants, and a fleece pullover, socks and big fluffy slippers.
There's plenty to do in the house since I am still putting away holiday décor so I'm not exactly bored but why is it that you only really really want to go outside when you're trapped in the house?
I've seen the television reporters.  They look miserable.  I just saw a postal worker being interviewed and she had icicles on her eyelashes and brows!  And she didn't even know it.  She must be numb.
It's real quiet here too.  Not the usual traffic sounds going by on my street.  It's never a real busy street but you hear cars once in a while, but not today.
And I still really really want to go outside.  Don't worry. I won't do it but the itch is there.  I'll wait til tomorrow when it is going to be even balmier 6 degrees.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Snow, Snow, Snow

Pretty, isn't it?  Not so pretty if you have to drive in it for 6 and 1/2 hours.  Just ask DD.  She headed home to Michigan yesterday in horrible weather.  It usually takes her about 2 hours less than that.
She is brave and strong and was a little nervous but she made it.  She took a couple of breaks and once just waited for the blast to subside a bit.  When she got home she had to shovel a path to her condo. She said the snow was thigh deep!  That, folks, is a lot of snow.
I am not brave and strong and I'm really really nervous but I drove in the snow for a whole mile and a half. Twice.  My little Kia slipped and slid and went right past my street on New Years Eve but I kept on keeping on and I made it home with no mishaps.  Well, I guess sliding right past your street is a mishap but nobody else was involved.
I drove today to go  and work out and it was snowing and blowing again when I left so I just clenched my teeth and my abs(after all I just worked out) and went for it and got here without incident.  It took me all of 6 and 1/2 minutes.
I guess it just goes to show that you can do anything if you have to!



Saturday, January 4, 2014

Welcome 2014

I'm sure hoping that 2014 will be better than 2013.  I didn't have that great of a year.  Just trust me on that.  I am not going into details.
So I'm holding out hope that things will improve.  So far it's not that bad....what do you mean it's only been 4 days?  A girl can hope can't she?
So far a bunch of men who live in Mentor Oh want to be my boyfriend....well, OK they at least want to take me on a date.  Sorry boys, I'm taken but I'm flattered by your interest.
Listen, I know it's just an ad but it strikes me funny and it happens every day.

I didn't get killed driving my car on Thursday during the giant storm.  My Kia is not too good in the snow but we made it.
Blogging is back.  I'm back on ReadAround Sue too starting this Monday.
We are heading to one of my favorite wineries today with a huge group of friends.
Jillian Michaels is coming to Curves.  Can't wait for that. (wink wink)

Anyway, not too bad for the first four days of the year.
I hope yours started out just as well.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014