Well, I just read that Brad Pitt said you shouldn't be on the phone while you tinkle. REALLY? Then why do they put phones in the bathrooms of the finest hotels, hmmmm, Brad? Obviously you are not a girl...we could sit there forever on the phone if we wanted to. Oh, that's right...you don't sit when you tinkle. Oh well, your loss.
I bet Angie has had at least one phone conversation in the john. Go ahead, just ask her.
It's probably best if you think before you make a public statement like that. Better you should have said, "Wash your hands after you tinkle." Now that I agree with!