Thursday, April 16, 2009

Pork and Beans

I just read an article about a man who stabbed his brother over a can of pork and beans. I know. What a nutcase, huh? How pork and beans could get someone that riled up is beyond me. I have a few suggestions for that guy.
First, just buy the single serving cans and mark them with your initials. End of problem.
Take an anger management, make that three anger management classes.
Admit you hate your a professional!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Move to another place. DO NOT take your brother with you.
Do not continue to own any knives...first, your brother, next who knows?
Get a haircut(just threw that in there for no reason).
Now I know it is hard times and maybe they have to buy the economy size and maybe they can't afford two apartments or homes and maybe they can't afford anger management classes or a psychiatrist.
SO I have a word of advice to the brother who got for your life!

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