OMG!

There is the right time and the wrong time to say OMG!

The right time is when your life seems to be spinning out of control and you don't know if you can cope.

The right time is when you are so, so happy that you could just burst.

The right time is when you are texting a friend and don't want to waste characters. Ditto for Twitter.

The right time is when you see something you just cannot believe--like the ugliest hat in the world or your ex standing in the same room as you.

The right time is when you are sharing someone else's joy-like they got engaged or are having a baby.

The wrong time is when you are just home from the hospital and your spouse is in the other room. DON"T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just sayin'.