Monday, September 23, 2013
Lips are a funny thing. A lot of women want nice,big,juicy lips. I guess I wouldn't mind having my lips puffed up a bit but every lip job I've seen is just ridiculous and the woman looks more like a duck than a sexy woman.
When I was in college, a girl I knew used to say her lips got numb when she drank 3.2 beer(look it up, young'uns). I never believed her.
On Saturday, the family took DD to a bourbon bar for her birthday. I had the best tasting drink ever. I don't remember what all was in there but bourbon, almond liqueur and gingerale were. I had two. And guess what? My lips were numb on the way home! Honest and truly. It was a really weird experience.
If we hadn't been in the car, I would have made DH kiss me to see if I even felt it.
I might make myself some scary lips for Halloween. I've already seen tiger stripe and leopard lip covers. I guess you just glue them on. Yikes. That is weird.