Do you remember the story of the Brave Little Tailor? He killed 7 flies with one blow and went around bragging about it so they made him go kill a giant. Luck was with him and he did it.
I am no Brave Little Tailor, but as General DH said sometimes you just have to use the direct approach so today I sucked it up and I clapped a fruit fly to death. Now wouldn't you think I'd be ecstatic?
Well, kind of like the Little Tailor, I have some regrets. First, I can't believe my luck. Do you know how many of those things I've tried to kill in the last couple weeks? I was really desperate today since I feel this war is coming up to the level of the Hundred Years war. I feel like I've been fighting the little suckers forever. But I still feel a little bad about killing that thing. What can I say? I guess I am not a born soldier or even a brave little tailor. Thank goodness there aren't any giants around here!!!