1. Two slightly tipsy women can lift a 27" television and not drop it.
2. A blind guy can take a stroll in the dark--doesn't really matter to him.
3. In and Out Burger takes a little longer than that.
4. Cats miss you.
5. More people watch Science Fiction than you would think.
6. TARGET is the best store in the world.
7. I don't get lost as easily as I thought.
8. I have a weak stomach when it comes to mountain climbing.
9. Three people can share a bathroom.
10. I am allergic to smoke and mulberry.
11. Waiting at the airport while they fix a problem is better than finding the problem once you're off the ground!!