Oh, that big pink bow looks silly on that girl in the car ahead of me....oh, wait, that's her ear. Whoops.
People either crawl down the street or speed by you. There's a speed limit, everyone.
Driving past 8 restaurants in three minutes at six o'clock makes your tummy rumble.
Do you not know to stop for an ambulance????????????????????
Don't wanna be late. Oh, wait I'm retired, I'm not on a schedule.
I better buy more chicken.
I need a new dishwasher.
Oh, look, someone walking down Rt. 306--where's he going anyway?
Dead animals in the road give me the willies.
OMG! turn down your radio.
I want a martini.
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